Drunk Driving Barbie
Drunk Driving Barbie
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 National Lampoons Animal House John Belushi DVD Mint  US $9.99
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Tease Your Brain With These One Liners?
If you shouldnt drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, do you gain weight?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
How many weeks are in a light year?
How do you write zero in Roman Numerals?
Daylight Savings; Where are they saving it and why?
Im going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes!
Ive always wanted to be somebody...I shouldve been more specific.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Always wanter to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
When everythings coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everyone has a photographic memorey, somme dont have film.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Why do psychics have to ask for your first name?
Never go to a doctors whose office plants have died.
What's the speed of dark?
Some of them sound very George Carlin-esque.
And Lily Tomlin-esque.